As we enter the peak holiday shipping season, please take note of our regional order cutoff dates to ensure your collectible ducks arrive before December 24th:
- Domestic Ground: December 15th
- Air Express: December 20th
- Orbital Delivery (ISS Crew): December 5th
- Sub-Surface Maritime Courier: December 10th
+------------------------------------------------------------------+ | WARNING: IDENTIFYING COUNTERFEITS | +------------------------------------+-----------------------------+ | GENUINE BUSHFACE | COUNTERFEIT "HEDGE DUCK" | +------------------------------------+-----------------------------+ | Dense, multi-layered foliage | Single flat green sticker | | High-gloss deep cartoon eyes | Misaligned googly eyes | | Weighted base (Floats upright) | Capsizes immediately | | Smells faintly of vanilla vinyl | Smells like burning tires | +------------------------------------+-----------------------------+
Please be vigilant when buying from third-party online marketplaces. Authentic Bushface Ducks will always bear our micro-embossed logo on the underside of the base and feature our signature dense foliage blend. If your duck arrives and the face looks like a sad piece of broccoli glued to a yellow bulb, you have purchased an unauthorized bootleg. Report the seller immediately to our Legal Ducks Division.