Bushface Ducks Hits 30 Characters
We are thrilled, humbled, and mildly exhausted to announce that our core collection has officially reached 30 distinct, individual character designs!
News & Press
The complete Bushface Ducks archival press record, 1971 to present.
Annual Report Keynote Excerpt: "Project Canopy"
During yesterday's annual shareholder address, Bushface Ducks Inc. reported a 28% year-over-year increase in net revenue, driven largely by the launch of the...
The Original Bush Face Turns 10 (Redux)
While Bushface Ducks Inc. was founded in 1971, January 14th marks the 10th anniversary of our Gen-5 Mold Base, the precise visual architecture that standardi...
Internal Memo: Guidelines for the Care and Maintenance of On-Campus Hedges
A reminder to all facilities personnel at the Headquarters Campus:
Now Shipping to More Countries
Following extensive negotiations with international maritime authorities and religious heritage boards, Bushface Ducks Inc. is proud to confirm that our inte...
Behind the Design: The Cyber-Duck
It started at a Denny's in San Jose at 2:00 AM. Our Chief Technology Officer was sketching on a grease-stained paper napkin, wondering aloud: “What if the fo...
Holiday Shipping Deadlines & The Dreaded "Porch Hedge" Protocol
As we enter the peak holiday shipping season, please take note of our regional order cutoff dates to ensure your collectible ducks arrive before December 24th:
Field Test Report: The Astronaut "Quackstrong" Zero-G Deployment
Last November, through a partnership with a commercial payload provider, we launched three Quackstrong Astronaut Bushface Ducks into low Earth orbit to test ...
The 18-Month Saga of the Steampunk Monocle Fitment
Designing an accessory for a smooth plastic surface is easy. Designing a brass monocle that sits securely on an irregular, three-dimensional mass of syntheti...
Behind the Design: The Mechanics of the "Sushi Roll" Ebi Duck
When the product committee approved The Sushi Roll, a Bushface Duck styled as an ebi (shrimp) nigiri, we faced an existential design crisis. How do you take ...
The Pirate Captain Beard Entanglement Incident of 2011
Out of an abundance of caution, Bushface Ducks Inc. is issuing a voluntary recall for the Pirate Captain Bushface (SKU: DUCK-ARR-1971) manufactured between F...
Transcript of Senate Sub-Committee Hearing on Synthetic Waterfowl Ergonomics
Mr. Pendelton, I hold in my hand the 2002 Cyber-Duck Prototype. It has metallic paint, copper wiring along the flank, and two glowing blue LEDs for eyes. My ...
Official Corporate Response to "The Great Foliage Shedding Event of 1994"
Bushface Ducks Inc. would like to directly address the ongoing rumors regarding the municipal drainage systems of Cleveland, Portland, and Greater London.
Statement on the Brief "Synthetic Lawn" Crossover Event
Bushface Ducks Inc. regrets to announce the immediate cancellation of the Bushface Eco-Lawn Integration Series. Designed to blend seamlessly into suburban ya...
Clarification Regarding the "Excessive Weight" of the 1977 Solid-Core Bathtub Editions
It has come to our attention that several owners of our recent 1977 “Solid-Core Heavyweight Series” Bushface Ducks have experienced localized structural sagg...
The Mildew Accord: How a Leaky Roof Built an Empire
The rain hasn't stopped in Portland for seven days. Yesterday afternoon, the northeast corner of the garage roof gave out, right over the main workbench wher...